I read with great interest an article the other day that happened to mention that a certain percentage of women carried spare “pretty and sexy” underwear in their purse, just in case they <ahem> needed them. That got my attention. My first thought was…why don’t you ladies just wear decent underwear all the time? Why risk it? What is really going on here? Then it occurred to me. These spare-carrying chicks have a secret panty life. They don’t want any potential love liaisons to be aware of it, however. Some girls out there are still in the closet when it comes to their secret love affair with…granny panties.
Say what? If you believe the big lingerie manufacturers and the televised lingerie runway shows, grannies went out along with the dark ages and are officially yesterday’s news. Let’s get real, ladies. Most women do have a pair or two of granny panties tucked away in the undie drawer whether they are willing to admit it or not. Hey, they come in handy on occasion, like during certain times of the month. Or when all your “good” lingerie is in the wash. Or when you just want to be comfortable and you don’t really give a crap. Or you are mostly sure no one is going to see you naked. I suppose in these instances, having a spare pair of “sexies” in the ol’ purse isn’t a bad plan. A girl can’t be too prepared.
Recently, in the new movie based on Steve Harvey’s relationship advice book “Think Like a Man”, Megan Good tries to tough out a 90-day abstinence from sex period and wears very unsexy grannies in order to help motivate her to adhere. Supposedly, men detest grannies; personally I think men don’t mind them as much as we think they do, especially if said grannies are on the floor somewhere.
There’s no shame in your love of grannies. You just like more fabric, and that’s okay. Want proof? Here’s a clip of Taylor Swift inadvertently showing off her own version of GP’s in a recent inadvertent granny reveal.


